It's So Crazy. It's So New.
I need your help.
This month’s Cosmopolitan promises to fill you in on the hottest, newest, craziest sex position ever. (My roommate has a subscription okay? Sheesh.) I was intrigued, but quickly became confused. Cosmo says:
"Lie on your side with your guy behind you so that you're both facing the same direction. Wrap your legs around his top leg and pull him close, pushing your butt toward him as he enters you. Once he's inside, straighten your legs in tandem with his so they're tightly sandwiched together, toes pointed. Stay connected as you simultaneously bend at your waists, while extending your legs at a 45-degree angle away from your bodies."
Now, to the best of my abilities (keep in mind, I am not an engineer), all I can come up with is that this is the standard side by side sex position with very complicated instructions. Am I wrong?
1 comment:
You are right. This article has been reviewed by all my girlfriends and we even tried to map the directions out but to no avail.
It does seem to be like spooning but instead of your legs bent, they are straight out in front of you (so you are in an "L" shape). And that sounds not so nice - maybe even hamstring cramp inducing. Plus, how's the guy going to thrust (if you will)?
Whatever.
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