Office Party Strategy Wrap-Up
I called Ex-Boyfriend tonight.
"So....anyone say anything about the anal sex comment you made Friday?"
"No."
"Nothing?!"
"No, I don't think I really said it."
"Believe me you said it."
"Well, I just don't think it was very loud."
"It was really, really loud, are you kidding me?"
"Well, maybe no one heard."
"They definitely--"
"CB! I prefer to think that no one heard."
"Right. Noone heard."
"Right. Thank you. How are you?"
Though I was not offended by his behavior, I am offended that he has gotten away with it. My boss would have fired me in an instant. This life is not a fair one.
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Well maybe they know he is a stupid drunk and just over look his behavior.
Anal sex,, wow,, why did he even say that. Is he a nice guy?
His boss has a little book and the BF's name is in it. You can make book on that!
It's not fair it is men get away with being crude dicks but a woman could never yell ANAL SEX and get away with it.
If it helps, I'd fire XB.
And then I'd hire you instead.
They heard.
He is just probably a valuable asset, and it is sort of hypocritical to fire someone for drunken behavior after the company got the ball rolling with the "open bar" and all.
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