A Hallmark Holiday Surprise
Ex-Boyfriend has texted to let me know that he has bought me a Valentine’s Day present.
Being the mercenary little thing that I am, I would be jumping up and down with anticipation were it not for the track record of the man in question.
A list of things that Ex-Boyfriend has bought me in the past, all of which were advertised as being amazing:
- One bottle of Maker’s Mark, wrapped in a paper bag.
- A small, intricate statue of three people engaged in sexual congress. Supposedly carved out of ivory.
- The book The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat by Oliver Sacks.
- A card with a photograph of him and me.
7 comments:
Thanks for the fun read
Course, he has read your blog entries, and perhaps he has come to the realization that you were expecting more than he has to give. Or maybe not...guys can be pretty dense sometimes. Something about not enough blood for both heads at the same time....
Can't wait to see what it is this time....
Ex-B needs to give you the public opportunity to suggest he is soon to be the recipient of anal sex.
Of course, a blue box from Tiffany's could be nice too.
I look forward to the unveiling of The Gift.
ohhh...this oughta be good.
I absolutly love reading your blogs!
You should think about writting a book!
Cindy.
Maker's Mark? Hey 1 for 4!
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