For fuck's sake people, they're called Midwest 1 and Midwest 2 because that's where they're from and I make up nicknames for people on this site.
There's no sweeping commentary.
I totally realize that their behavior could have been due to their fat instead of their Midwesternness.
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i couldn't help but notice that your first entry was left at 7:38 am, and this current entry (seriously people, a blog is a blog is a blog. don't take it so seriously) at 4:08 pm.
So, I almost don't have to ask...how was work today?
If you have to explain it to them do you really want their comments?
"I totally realize that their behavior could have been due to their fat instead of their Midwesternness."
*blink*
Probably half your commenters did a blanket statement on Midwesterners, and the other half acknowledged that people everywhere behave just as stupidly somewhere else. Depends on the person.
Something I neglected to mention was that Midwest 1 and 2's behaviour sound like they never left high school behind them.
lol, you love to stir it up, huh? Being a disposed New Englander in the South, I understand how everyone can be up in arms about getting their territory bashed but lighten up people!
I'm in Kansas but I swear I belong in New York.
I cannot wait to get out of the Midwest because, believe me, there are more here like Midwest 1 and 2.
BUT: there are plenty that aren't like them at all.
Yes, tell them to get over it.
Maybe we should collectivly set aside a state (or 20) to send all the dumb people to.
Yea that would be nice, hey wait, why are you draging me off, not me. I am not dumb, o god, don't put me next to MW 1 and MW2
first off im fat and dont act like that. second i dont think it had to do with either their size or state of residence. it has alot to do with their lack of brains.
second... i thought the story was hilarious and hope you get to spend more time with College. :) it always freaks me out when im not quite sure what to think of a friend's friends. sometimes they can be just as whack as strangers.
third how did your day go?
Now that's a blog post made by a new york girl! ^_^
I still say it's 'cause of their widwesterness. :-p I'll take the blame for starting that. Though, I don't know if I did or not.
So much better to describe them as Fatty-1 and Fatty-2. I would think that would offend less people than referring to where they reside.
Still loving this blog. Keep it up...and please keep us informed of the re-boyfriend's snoring problem and the eunuch's condition.
The fact that so many midwesterners complained about it should tell you something. Overall, sorry your night sucked. Theres nothing worse than bumpkins in the city. I lived in DC for 10 years and I got sick of the tourists. So where did I move? Chicago - the midwest.
you should have slapped those bitches.
CB
You can take a girl out of the farm but you can't take the farm out of the girl.
Sounds like these two have been feeding at the trough for far too long.
I hate to make plans to see a friend only to find out that someone else has been invited along. Why do people do that?
Rest assured , when Ima and Ura get home they will spend the rest of their lives telling everyone what a good time they had in Sin City. Unfortunatley,this will only encourage more of their kind to visit.Who knows who will show up on your doorstep? Perhaps you should move...
I'm from London so don't give a fuck about Midwesterners but I DO love your blog. x
Amazing that people can come to read YOUR blog, miss the point completely, and then get offended enough by it to comment. Twice.
Love your writing and your sardonic wit! I am now officially hooked.
I have actually laughed my ass completely off.
Fuck you! I'm fat and originally from the Midwest, and I refuse to read or comment on this blog EVER AGAIN!
SO THERE!
(Just kidding. Well, about the reading or commenting thing. The first part is true.)
Great blog. Seriously...
I love stereotyping people based on geography. I'm an upper-midwesterner transplanted to NYC. I hate New Yorkers. They NEVER - and I repeat - NEVER - shut the fuck up. In the midwest we have our Chatty Cathys, but we probably have more stone cold silent types.
Gotcha,
Is it that so few people who read your blog seem to get your blog, or is that so few people who COMMENT on your blog seem get your blog?
I thought it was obvious?
::shrug::
-Steve
http://lastcallbaltimore.blogspot.com
OMG -- Please, CB, do us a favor, don't ever try to explain to those who don't get it ever again. Those of us who love your blog and laugh hysterically at every entry assure you we find it all hilarious, no matter how offensive others may think it is. Please keep it up!
TCB,
It's probably both, yo. No doubt. Fat bitches from the midwest usually are pretty crazy...
I'm picturing Midwest 1 and 2 to be like "Thing 1" and "Thing 2" from the mind of Dr. Seuss, perhaps fatter, and with flatter vowel sounds and some cheese fries in hand. Ahhhhhhhhh! I am from Chicago and you brought me back to many of the reasons I fled the place...though they remind me of Wisconsin more than anything.
I'm with all those who think you shouldn't be explaining yourself to the retards of blogville. Also, I can't help but notice that this is the first time you've ever interacted with your fanbase... It's great, you should do it more often!! I feel like a crack fiend needing to hear your reciprocity LOL.
Yeah, yeah.. fuck 'em. So, will you let us foreigners in on the definition of Bungalow 8?
Must of been MidWesteners that didn't clue into to your "nicknames". Of course, not all MWer's are fat and stupid, either.
Well no shit. Can we start passing out scarlett fucking letters for all these blogtards?
Midwest is the new black.
brilliant retort.
berry..Bungalow 8 is THE hottest club in NY right now. You don't get in unless god let's you in.
I just wish that I could've gone to Bungalow A... (wha?)
I lived in London for a few months with some of the loudest, obnoxious Americans (not generalizing, these are their given titles). I remember standing in line for a club and wondering if my fingernails were sharp enough to commit suicide right on the street. Sadly, they were not.
Shit girl - classify and judge at free will, it's your fucking blog
These girls sound fun! I live in a bungalow - maybe you could arrange a meeting?
I think they acted that way because they were a) Fat, and b) from the Midwest.
That's right...I'm a judger.
itsreallysmall said...
Maybe we should collectivly set aside a state (or 20) to send all the dumb people to.
We have states for the dumb people. They're called the Red States. Oddly enough, many of those states are midwestern.
Interesting.
If you are from Midwest and you don't feel that dumb, then what is the problem with CB talking about two persons in the way she wants. If the people feels hurt with something in this blog then they shouldn't read it again and problem solved.
CB always had a way to write giving nicknames to people, if someone does't understand it... then fuck them!!!
P.s.- Please excuse my english, is not good enough
I am from the Midwest myself, Missouri, originally. I see people like midwest 1 and 2 all the time, in every state. I lived in California and Texas I have visited other Countries. Again I say those people are everywhere from everywhere. I did not take it that the blog was speaking ill of them because of where they came from but for their actions. I found more offensive words in the comment section than the blog.
Why can't people take it for what it is, a funny story about a night out with 2 annoying woman, regardless of where they came from or what they weigh?
Lmfao. People are so stupid. I thought your reference to midwesterners was hilarious -- and more to the point -- true. Uptight bitches. Love your blog. Way to speak up.
haha love itt
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