Sex and the Spiteful Snorer?
Last night, as Re-Boyfriend began snoring, I said, quite wistfully, “I just don’t know what I’m going to do if you keep this up.”
“I’ll try,” he mumbled. “I’ll really try to be quiet, I promise, I’ll try, don’t leave.”
I was not optimistic in the least.
“Fine,” I said, already mentally preparing to haul my sleepy body into a cab and go home.
I waited for the tell-tale loud breathing (that preceeds the little sniffle, that preceeds the snort, that preceeds the all-out abandonment to earth-shattering snores) but I swear that fucker was silent the entire night.
Has this been in his control the entire time?
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I swear my Dh can snore out of spite! LOL!
Oh... My... God.
That's amazing! And hilarious.
Maybe it's his position while sleeping. My old roomie used to do the same. I could hear him downstairs as I'd eat breakfast also! A good research topic if there ever was one, and you have you guinea pig.
Maybe he didn't fall all the way asleep. When half asleep, people don't usually snore... right?
Love the blog!
All I need to do to the hubby to get him to stop snoring is whisper, "You're snoring," and he stops.
I'm lucky.
All I do is kick my husband and he stops snoring in an instant... sometimes I think he cries after that, though. Great blog! Keep up the fun posts.
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what, no Axl?!
why'd you go deleting my comment?? it was constructive criticism...
You need to get dude to sleep on his stomach ... it's that simple. If he sleeps on his back or side, then it's all bad. That's when people snore the worst. ... Out.
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Howdy...
Oh. My.
Excellent.
I love you and I've only read one entry so far.
LOVE the title box.
I'm "lucky", too.
*blink*
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Yes, it has been under his control. He is a man and all of us men are bastards.
Really mabye he tried really hard not to keep you up all night, by being half awake all night. If that is the case he really likes you, or wants you to stay the night.
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I swear, sometimes it's power of suggestion. For six years I've dealt with my BF's snoring....and at times I can just say, "Your fucking snoring is driving me insane..." and he'll be quiet as a mouse all night. Now he's telling me I'M snoring now...I believe it. Im gettin' old.
I love your blog. Write a book, dammit! You're hilarious.
What's wrong with him. He should leave immediately after having sex with you, like a real man would. That would solve the snoring problem.
woah, i don't check your page out for a few days and now there's ads! i was bummed for a second (i always enjoyed the cleanliness of the site) but quickly got over it. you deserve some moneys for your writing. cheers.
Yikes! You've gone wide-screen!
GASP! re-boyfriend was testing you!
ps. i don't like this panoramic view. i'm scared of open spaces.
that is sooo sweet. he wants you to stay with him. too sweet. lucky gal! congrats on a good nights rest
It's just a tease
-Steve
http://lastcallbaltimore.blogspot.com
I have found that most guys know exactly which sleeping positions cause them to snore, and which ones don't. They just need a little motivation to avoid the snoring positions, which many of them find to be more comfortable than the non-snoring positions.
My roomate threatened no sex to her ex and he stopped, but never really slept well himself after that. It's sweet he wants you to stay.
How's da sex? Afterall, that seems to be the only thing ticking in here.
You can't really control your own snoring. He is probably not sleeping well out of concern for you. I would try the earplug suggestions. You can't expect the guy to consistently not get a good night's rest.
I really enjoyed reading how bf went to ex bf, then re bf. I have been trying to break it off with my bf since November, it's not easy. Especially since this is Friday, and I want to have good sex.
I'm pretty impressed that he could do that... did you ask whether he actually slept that night or not? Makes me a little skeptical, because that is SO impressive. :P Good for you!
HA! V.v. funny. Makes me sad I just retired my site www.imnotalice.blogspot.com
the not as funny lezzie version of your site.
LOL
Actually, there's stuff you can buy to help with the snoring.
It's nothing fancy, like one of those ora-strips that dissolve in your mouth.
It works for ma man. :)
what a crap!
I can absolutely relate with you. My BF sounds like a lawn mower when he sleeps.
Sounds like there's money to be made in stopping the fellas from snoring. Jees. I'd like a good night's sleep. I was just complaining about this over in my blog world and then laughed to find it here too!
Yes, of course our snoring is under our complete control... how else would we be able to continually annoy you, yet still keep hopes alive of getting lucky occasionally? It could be worse ... most annoying to me is the little "nose flute" whistle that sort of runs up and down the scale as your partner breathes in & out. Now who could take exception to a flautist?? Or a flatulist? I loved reading your blog- looking forward to more escapades.
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