*POST REMOVED DUE TO CROSSING THE LINE*
Boring sex...welcome to being married, without being married. Maybe you should try having sex in other places besides the bedroom...like say the office.
Lovely, CB. I couldn't have said it better.
Dear company bitch,Great idea on the threesome. Great! Classy even.Sincerely,GRant Miller, Esq.
"Or maybe you just think that now I am going to be motivated to be your one woman prostitute." Ya know? Anyway, I love it when guys lash out like wounded animals. It's the best.
Get a vibrator. Zhazam! There's your threesome.
I think you just agree that threesome was a great idea after all, tell him to be ready for his dreams to finally come true and then show up at his door with a 6'5" 270 lb dude named Biff.But seriously. Threesome. Get on that.
Threesome = onesome being left out.Why do guys not get that a Porno is NOT reality???? Amen about "....your one woman prostitute." If that's what he wants, start charging his whimpering ass.
He wants something new get a strap-on and tell him to roll over
As the cops in the movies always say: Call for Back-up!
CBMen have such fragile egos. It isn't often that they reveal themselves. Your refusal to commit to a long term relationship with reexbf has got him all shook up. I can't believe I'm saying this ,but, Be Kind. Argh! That was tough, considering how I could have counselled you to use his distress to your advantage.But this is fairsCaPe Lite. The kinder, gentler fairsCaPe. Argh, I think something just went SPRONG in my head.
Again, what about the vibrator?
I feel like I just read someone else's mail...
You know that sex shop you were so scared to be seen entering? Go back there. Take RB. Explore the possibilities and make a real effort to use whatever you purchase together. Good times.
The answer: Men are Lazy
Shit... go for the whips, too.
Umm, well you have a vibrator and handcuffs...check the fridge and get it on!P.S. I told hatchet to dump his cheatin' fiancy...
Ooooo, the beads...ah yes...the whip...oh, and the vibrator too! Let's just say there's a reason they call them toys and it's also why my sexual soulmate's eyes would glaze over when we used them ;-p
I have to be honest, but I am kind of glad, you keep editing this post down. For the genre you usually write, it was almost TMI and I kind of felt sorry for the massive call out you did to rebf. But I also understand the motivation behind these kinds of posts- they are entertaining, and they do relate to other people. but I was surprised to see you talk this much about your relationship. I have bloglines, so every time anyone changes a post, I see it through there. But I have fucking edited down so many TMI posts, I understand the motivation. He will get it sooner or later, but seriously I wasn't aware you could be so openly honestly about this shit. I think I may do callouts, maybe not in the blog format.
OMG you are a dud in bed!!!
Wow, I feel like I've been dumpster-diving through someone else's mail again.I still can't believe he reads this shit and can still look at himself in the mirror after all the abuse and embarrassing shit that's aired about him on the web.
Maybe he's a cheating prick and you're better off without him.Just saying.
CBPost appears - post disappears - post reappears as CB Lite. The Kinder , Gentler CB. Do I detect a trend?
Wow, I too am a little shocked he would put up with you posting this on your blog.Anyways, sound to me like this was his way of telling you he wants to try some new stuff and spice things up. Instead of taking it so personally, why not just spice it up and have some fun. I tried to have a similar convo with my husband a few times and he got defensive about it and that just made things worse. You should be happy he's comfortable enough to tell you he's getting bored and work together together to try some new stuff.
i really love the two of you together. seriously, don't listen to the naysayers. you two have your issues, but you are real and willing to try. that's why i wrote some while ago that your conflict was so romantic. that is romance - willingness to meet the other and deal.and you like each other a lot.still, avoid the threesome. really.
damn, missed it. That's it, work is interfering with my blog reading...
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