Second Interview

I inadvertently went to the second interview wearing a blue sweater that was the exact same color as the blue wall. And by exact same color I mean that I looked like a disembodied blonde head floating in the sky.

I know this because the first person who met with me said “You look like a disembodied blonde head floating in the sky.”

I half-turned and noticed my shoulder merged almost seamlessly with the wall. “Huh. Freaky,” I said because I am very witty.

The man stared at me in wonder for approximately ten seconds before continuing with the interview.

We’ll see but I can’t imagine this was a good thing.