As you may or may not have noticed, lately I’ve found it difficult to post on this blog.

Other things I have found difficult:

1. Getting out of bed
2. Eating vegetables
3. Buying clothes/looking at clothes/wearing clothes
4. Meeting friends for such daunting things as “drinks” and “dinner” in Manhattan

Things I have found easy:

1. Lying in bed
2. Eating ice cream
3. Wearing underwear and a t-shirt for 24 hours straight
4. Wandering aimlessly about my new neighborhood in Brooklyn with Re-Boyfriend in tow

My uncharacteristic lethargy (read: perfectly characteristic lethargy that has been alarmingly magnified) could just be due to my incredibly stressful month at work during which I ALSO HAD TO MOVE.

(The move honestly wasn’t that stressful but I like using it as an excuse for things. People are so sympathetic!)

Or the reason for my behavior could be something far more sinister, such as living in Park Slope, a place where you regularly see men wearing Nirvana t-shirts while pushing strollers and shopping organic. Everyone is just so damn relaxed and hippified.

Either way, I am really really trying to snap out of it. I’m forcing myself to go to a far too expensive sushi restaurant in Manhattan tonight with a friend that regularly sends me messages from her Blackberry about which size Louis Vuitton bag would suit her best.

I think that’s a pretty good Brooklyn antidote.