Tuesday

I woke up this morning feeling slightly nauseous. After forcing myself to shower, I lay on the bed in my towel, rubbing my wet hair everywhere. This is a signal for Re-Boyfriend to either a) notice I am looking sad and ask me what’s wrong or b) tell me to stop rubbing my wet hair everywhere. Usually one of these tactics will get me up and moving and if not exactly ready to face the day, at least clothed.

This morning Re-Boyfriend tried both (heavily sighing “CB, you’re getting my sweater wet,” then, when all I did was to move my body one eighth of an inch to the left, sitting next to me and tentatively touching my tangled hair, “Hey…what’s up?”) and I felt no more motivated to move than before.

It wasn’t until I’d made it all the way to the office that I realized the cause of my morning ennui—it’s my last day at my job and I’m sad.

God knows why. In my exit interview the suited HR women kept asking what parts of my job I had enjoyed. They kept asking because I kept evading the question, wanting to be polite, until finally I was forced to answer, “Um, I don’t actually enjoy my job. Like, at all.”

And now I’m sad? PULL IT TOGETHER CB.

26 comments:

GrewUpRural said...

Loved the answer. It was honest. You'll get it together soon.

Anonymous said...

That's funny. What did they say? So is your new job one that you'll like, one that pays more, or both?

christina said...

i think i've cried every time i left a job, especially when i hated the job. maybe because i know deep down that i'm losing my favorite thing to complain about.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you're just pregnant? I almost think that would be better than being sad over a job that you hated.

so, now that it's over, do we get to here about Perky's escapades with the boss?

Anonymous said...

Is this blog going to be a chronacle of CB getting a job, having a pregnancy scare, hating her job, having pregnancy scares, leaving her job, having pregnancy scares, and finding new jobs while having pregnancy scares? If so, I'm out.

Kris said...

It probably isn't your job that you will miss...but your coworkers. You spend eight hours a day with these people, that it's completely understandable if you feel sad that you will no longer be in that camaradie (sp) anymore. I worked somewhere for SEVEN years...and when I quit I only got emails for about 3-4 weeks before I was forgotten about.
Buy some pink wellies. :)

gotcha said...

No pregnancy scare...thanks for inquiring, but I have my period right at this very moment.

Nanook said...

As for anonymous' comment... isn't that the story of every 20-something girl's life? Or at least the non-married ones, anyway.

kit said...

LOL

Zee said...

day after's my last day...and tomorrow's my exit interview!!! thanks for the tip...

Blonde Ambition said...

That may be how I feel when I will leave my crappy job alsoin December. I totally relate, as usual!

stephanie said...

Exit interviews suck. I clap in for your honesty.

Grant Miller said...

FYI: I'm not the one leaving snotty anonymous comments. All my snotty comments are signed.

But I hope you feel better.

kissyface said...

Sorry to be that LA girl, but, you got Cancer in your chart?

Regardless, endings and transitions are often hard.

Henna said...

They ending cracked me up... I would have loved to see the face of that HR person.

Anonymous said...

Lol, the part where u rub ur hair all over the place as your way of showing something's wrong is hilarious. What a seriously odd thing to do.

Anonymous said...

so is this the end?

Twisted DNA said...

HR at least asked you questions. I recently quit a job and the HR didn't even ask me why I was leaving. They either know the answer or just way too happy to see me leave :)

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